Friday, December 19, 2008

Police Beat #20

Happy Friday all!
And happy birthday to my wonderful mother!

Sept. 24: A female student reported a suspicious man who entered her dorm room in Hinckley Hall on Sept. 7. She had been taking a nap while her roommate was at church. When she awoke, she discovered the male in her room looking at her roommate’s laptop. When she questioned his actions he said he was looking for Emily or Emma and then fled the scene. The man was estimated to be between 40 and 50 years old.

(Comment: See, good things can happen when ditching church! She saved her roommates laptop!)

Sept. 27: A student and her roommate were walking by Miller Field when they noticed a possibly unclothed man in the shadows. They reported that he was an estimated 300 pounds but were unable to estimate his age. He told them “hello.”

(Comment: Only on BYU campus are flashers polite enough to greet with a friendly, "hello.")

Sept. 24: Police responded to a call at 4:00 p.m. to check on two male individuals who were spitting off the balcony of the Joseph F. Smith Building. One male was reportedly in his 20s and the other in his teens. When officers arrived, the suspects fled.

(Comment: Doesn't it warm your heart to hear how well those Big Brother/Sister programs work?)

Sept. 26: A student reported his bicycle stolen. The bicycle, worth $400, disappeared sometime between February and March.

(Comment: Six months to report a missing bike? Hmm... must be an avid bicycle rider.)

Sept. 25: Two students got into an argument over a parking stall, resulting in a verbal threat from one to the other. When the police came to settle the dispute, the students apologized to each other and went their separate ways.

(Comment: {singing} As I have loved you, love one another...)

Scripture of the Day: 3 Nephi 1:4


  1. I'm trying to figure out what they thought the police could do to find a bike six months after the fact!

  2. If they could guess how much the man weighed, couldn't they tell whether or not he was clothed?

  3. These are so hysterical! Love your comments!


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