Time for another edition of Police Beat!
Jan. 27: A witness reported seeing two males yelling and shoving each other in the parking lot north of the JKB. The incident involved the driver of a car who had driven over the foot of a man on a motorcycle.
(Comment: Bet that guy re-thinks his dream of becoming one of H*ll's Angels!)
Jan. 28: A student discovered his snowboard, valued at $300, had been stolen from his car in a lot north of the Jesse Knight Building. The victim is unsure if the back of the truck was locked, and there were no signs of forced entry.
(Comment: Probably some MBA student used it for a little fun on the Tanner building stairs.)
Feb. 2: A suspicious man was reported entering the new OIT building on the west side of campus. Police responded and discovered the man was a subcontractor working on the heating system.
(Comment: Working on the heating system or carrying some "heat"? Were those BYU cops duped again?)
Feb. 2: A large male in a red hoodie entered the north side of the Wilkinson Student Center mumbling to himself and appeared to be intoxicated. Police searched the WSC but were unable to locate the man.
(Comment: Hmmm... large male... red hoodie... a Santa Clause siting at BYU!)
Feb. 1: Police received multiple complaints about a student dressed in an ape costume who was harassing students in the library atrium. The suspect received a warning and was told to leave.
(Comment: I see nothing wrong with offering starving college students bananas. I guess they just prefer junk food.)
Scripture of the Day: Matthew 18:10