I hope you are ready for a great weekend!
April 27: A male student stole a $99 textbook from the Bookstore around 6 p.m. The suspect has been identified but the case is currently under investigation with charges pending.
(Comment: He needed the textbook for a final at 7 p.m. Procrastination never yields positive results.)
April 29: Graffiti of a dollar sign and a large nose with two eyes was found on the Maeser Hill stairs. The suspect is unknown but the graffiti appears to not be gang related.
(Comment: Maybe not gang related, but what about Gadianton robber related? Hmm...)
April 22: Two loud bangs were reported in Helaman Halls. Police found five dry ice and acid bomb devices at the site, but no suspects. The case is currently under investigation.
(Comment: In fact the entire floor was completely empty of residents. Those boys must have cleared out of there as fast as the cockroaches.)
April 25: A 20-year-old male and female were found digging through the temporary DI storage unit placed north of Rogers Hall. They were asked to move along.
(Comment: What? BYU students aren't poor enough for DI? Haven't they heard the phrase "poor college students"?)
April 29: It was reported that two students were climbing the side of the Faculty Office Building around midnight. When an officer arrived, he was unable to locate the suspects.
(Comment: Another case of missing suspects. The BYU police must have a huge backlog of those.)
Scripture of the Day: Exodus 20:12