Conversation with Patch, who had a headache...
Me: Eat some of this toast so when you take the aspirin it doesn't upset your stomach.
Patch: (nibbles a tiny bit of the toast) But I'm not hungry.
Me: (repeating self multiple times) Patch, eat more of your toast.
After half a slice has been eaten Patch takes the aspirin. A short time later...
Patch: I think I am going to throw up.
Me: Then go into the bathroom to the toilet.
Patch: I can't make it that far.
He runs to the trash can, which is full, and vomits.
I spent the next 15 minutes cleaning up the mess off the floor, trash can, kitchen cupboards, his pajamas and pillow.
Next time I will wait until he eats the full slice of toast.
Scripture of the Day: Abraham 5:18