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March 4: A female student was cited and released for retail theft after stealing $14 worth of sewing supplies, Scotch tape, Crazy Glue and candy bars from the Wilkinson Center.
(Comment: Sewing supplies, Scotch tape, Crazy Glue, and candy: $14; Being featured in the Police Beat report: priceless!)
March 9: A suspicious male in his 40s or 50s suspected of stealing laundry from Wymount Terrace was called in. He was gone when police arrived.
(Comment: Those Wymount Terrace residents must wear really nice clothes since there seems to be a lot of laundry thieves up there.)
March 7: A male in his 30s, with long stringy hair, entering the lobbies of Heritage Halls was passing out fliers that offered math and French help. Police told him he was not welcome on campus.
(Comment: Maybe if his hair was in compliance with the Honor Code he would be welcome on campus. C'est la vie!)
March 7: A wife reported her husband missing from Wymount Terrace, but he returned home before police arrived.
(Comment: Guess who's sleeping on the couch tonight?)
March 4: Police found profane graffiti at the BYU Creamery construction site.
(Comment: Sounds like the police found a bunch of bull.)
Scripture of the Day: Psalms 5:7