Hope your Spring Break has been going great! Happy Friday!
March 10: A 13-year-old female stole a $5.95 mood ring from the BYU Bookstore. The juvenile was released to the custody of her mother.
(Comment: I'll bet the mom was not in a good mood afterward.)
March 10: A faculty member reported losing $5000 in cash somewhere on campus between Mar. 5 and 6. The money is in $100 bills in an envelope with the UCCU logo.
(Comment: Seriously? "Somewhere on campus"? During a two-day time period? Who carries around cash like that? I didn't know Bill Gates now teaches at BYU.)
March 12: A diamond ring was found outside the HBLL and turned in to police. Owners can claim the item by coming to the police with a description of the ring.
(Comment: Single ladies wishing to claim the ring can line up at the police station in the lobby. Current wait times are roughly two hours.)
March 13: A student walking near the Crabtree Building reported being hit in the face by a small hard object thrown from a passing car. The student discovered the object to be a Skittle. The victim got the license plate of the car, but the owner of the car denied any involvement in the incident.
(Comment: If only the victim had not eaten the Skittle maybe fingerprints on it could have proven the car driver was guilty.)
Mar. 15: Police received a call of a male student standing on a small ledge outside the second floor window of Budge Hall. The student was gone when police arrived.
(Comment: Maybe he had already jumped... or went to find a higher ledge. Did they check the Kimball Tower ledges?)
Scripture of the Day: Habakkuk 2:20